Aankhey Band Karney Par
Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai
Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 2132 views
Similar Jokes
Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?
Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.
Man: Uh kyon?
Sardar: Kyon k aaj
kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI
HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK
USHA KA.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
_____
_/___I__\____
'-o-------'-o--"
Corolla XLI 2012 Bhej Raha Hoon
Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .*
.
.
Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej Dena;-)
by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'
Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
.
Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
.
Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
.
Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
.
Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??
Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..
Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de
dijiye.
Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi
salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?
Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)