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T shirt ulti kr ke

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press
kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot
ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pankha to chala do

Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha
to chala doo,banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?
pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Radio pe gaana sun raha tha

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai
bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Race lagate hain

santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000
dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata .
santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna.
banta :thanx bhai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Telephone no

Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will
call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Poti test

preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti
nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein
poti chali gayi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
By mistake

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet, All
the ladies stood up. santa -BAITHO-BAITHO,IZZAT
DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Will this bus take me to jalandher

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of
cours

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 glass juice

Santa
Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad
1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala
Larai Kb Hogi?
Santa:Jab To Paise Mange ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Don't have any job

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you
to give me work

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shadi

Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe
hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Meri kismat jaag gyi

Santa- arz kiya hai.
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar
mein meri kismat jaaggyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath
bhag gayi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhagwan ka shukar

Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August
ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise
manaate ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Me india main peda hua

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tere kitne bache hain?

SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko
kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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