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Really Sorry

Jeeto: yelled at Santa! U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!

Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghar bhi Dekh liya

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.


Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
suffering from cold

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.

Doc: What happened?

Son: Bimari da tay pata nahin par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
While walking in the highlands

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
tu to Doctor ke paas

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?


Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was standing

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.

Banta asked: What are you doing?


Santa: Drying sweat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Autowala to Santa

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.

Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.

Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye

Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai

Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai Wo mandir me jakar bhagwan ki murti k samne der tak prarthana karta hai.
Yeh dekhkar Banta ussey puchta hai, “Santa kya tum bhagwan se ye prarthana kar rahe ho ki tumhara gadha tumhe mil jaye?.”

Santa : nahi yaar, mein to bhagwan ka sukriya ada kar raha tha ki unke kripa se mein gadhe par sawar nahi tha, nahi to mein bhi lapata ho jata!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ek black aur ek white shocks

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai?

Teacher : Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai?MSanta : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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