Ghar bhi Dekh liya
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 646 views
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Teacher to students:- write ur lovers name on ur answer sheet
After 5 seconds
A boy said:- finished
And 1 girl stand and said extra sheet Ma'am
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
. Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.?
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Husband : i had my lunch :p
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
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The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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Sardar Jee and Pray
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.. :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!
BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.
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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Big Difference
Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed
Because
It Was Self-Service
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .
Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:
jo bhi karwa raha hai
America karwa raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Usnke Ek Sawal Puhca.
Teacher: “Batao Bacho Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mein Hota Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam Books Mein”
Teacher: “Wo Kaisi?”
Pappu: “Unko Kholte Hi Neend Aane Lag Jati Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)