Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye

Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

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Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D

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