Santa ek black aur ek white shocks
Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.
Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.
Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views
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