Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views
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