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Santa’s interview

Interviewer:- Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek Line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Jee, Red Light dikhaunga Interviewer:- Red Light na ho to? Santa:- Torch Dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni Red Shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi Red na huyi to? Santa:- Fir Main apne Bhuaa k Ladke ko bulaunga.. Interviewer:-Wo [...]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa roti 1 turka leke khud or murgi ko khila raha tha,

Santa roti 1 turka leke khud or murgi ko khila raha tha, BANTA:kya kar rahe ho, SANTA:hum khandani log he roz chicken k sath roti khata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Brought 2 Corner Tickets.

Boss Askd Santa
To Get 2 Corner Seats Tickets
For A Movie To Watch With His G.F!

Santa Brought 2 Corner Tickets..
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A-1 And A-30!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Laash

Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa Pilot Se Head Phone
Cheen Raha Hota Hai….

Pilot: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa: Ticket Hum Dein
Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela Sune

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta

Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
It Beats, Beats, Beats

Banta:
Why Is The Police Nick Named
“The Heart Of The Country?”

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aankhey Band Karney Par

Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai

Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya

Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa: Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That’s Nothing
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have

Banta: My Dad Killed It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Is A Guy !!!

Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baby Ki Awaz Ki Recording

Santa : Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa :Kyun?

Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar wanted to see Butterfly

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter
Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa : Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :
Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)