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My wedding is going

Santa: My wedding is going to happen.

Banta: Whats the problem now.?

Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Same Reasons

Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.


Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum bade ho kr

Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi

Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta ki search

Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.

Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?

Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lost Cheque Book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book:

Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,

Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pyar se Rita kehty hain

Daaku: Tera Nam? Lady: Rita

Daaku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He, Ja Tuje Maf Kiya.
Or Tera?

Santa: Santa! Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How to Control Anger

Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?

Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Email to William Shakespeare

Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.

Banta: William Shakespeare
Is Dead, Stupid..

Santa: No Wonder, He Hasn't Replied As Well...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Drink Carrot Juice

Santa: My Doctor Told Me To Drink Carrot Juice After A Hot Bath 2 Cure My Cold.

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don’t Know, I Can Never Finish Drinking d Hot Bath...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Stealing A Purse

Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Office Me Sher

Santa: Tu To Office Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta Hai, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta: Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Have You Seen My?

Girl: Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where????

Santa: Not At All
How Does She Look Like!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Confidence and Confidential

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?


Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Diff between belief & relief

Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.

Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jeeto was about to

Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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