Search Results for 'santa'
Santa: My wedding is going to happen.
Banta: Whats the problem now.?
Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.
Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?
Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daaku: Tera Nam? Lady: Rita
Daaku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He, Ja Tuje Maf Kiya.
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa! Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?
Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.
Banta: William Shakespeare
Is Dead, Stupid..
Santa: No Wonder, He Hasn't Replied As Well...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: My Doctor Told Me To Drink Carrot Juice After A Hot Bath 2 Cure My Cold.
Banta: Does It Work ?
Santa: I Don’t Know, I Can Never Finish Drinking d Hot Bath...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs
In The Purse.
We Can Take 50-50
Santa: OK..OK
What About The
Remaining 900..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tu To Office Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta Hai, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta: Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where????
Santa: Not At All
How Does She Look Like!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.
Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)