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Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tu kahan baithega

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ke ghar Ladki

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
South Indians are black

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MOSQUITO and a FLY

Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?

Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa at medical college

Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

Antibody: One who hates his body

Artery: Study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Coma: Punctuation Mark

Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

Genes: Blue Denim

Labour pain: Hurt at work.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sunday & I wanna njoy

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nasha har gam ko

Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad was an extremely brave

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Singh Ji at Zebra Crossing

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the.

Woh kya soch rahe honge?

THINK ????
"SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Wheelers

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mein Chashma laga k

Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
We'll apply NEXT YEAR

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"


Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Postman.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)