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Aadmi Jaisa Gadha

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.

SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan!

Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Banta Ne Film Dekhi

Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaye.

Q? Kyo K

Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
"HOUSE FULL". :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Born on Government Holidays

Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavira and Guru Nanak?

Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Latest Laughing Buddha

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.

Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.

Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Died Yesterday

Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out. What to do?

Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Liquid Turns Solid on Heating

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Watches Less T.V -

While visiting Santa's house,

Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.

Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.

Banta Asked why the Small one was There.

Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bottle Nazar Nahi Aai?

Santa: Tumhari Car ka Tyre Kaise Puncture hua?

Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us bande ki Jaib Mai Thi jo meri car ke Neeche aaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI

Santa: Do you Know English?
Banta: Yes!

Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So Simple Yaar.

NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Stop Barking Dog in Backyard

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Failed in Every Subject

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.

Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?

Santa: No! I didn't take Algebra. :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
George Washington die

Banta: When did George Washington die?

Santa: Two days before his funeral.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Raat ko Aaunga

Santa: Yaar Maine Apni Girlfriend ko SMS Kiya K Main Raat ko Aaunga.

Aur Main Raat Ko Gaya To,
Wo Kisi Aur k Sath Thi.

Banta: Tu Dil Chhota Mat Kar Yaar!

Ho Sakta Hai K Msg He Na Mila Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mosquito and a Fly

Santa: What is another Difference between a Mosquito and a Fly?

Banta: A Fly can fly but a Mosquito cannot mosquito. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Saal Pehle ka Bukhar

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha! Ab Naha Lun?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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