Autowala to Santa
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views
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A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The First Parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha.
Dost:Ye kya kr rhe ho?.
Phatan:Mera BV larke k sath bhag gyaMe us larke k bena zindaNhi reh skta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote ha..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.
Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Rishta discussion now a days:
Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??
Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush
kay 110th stage per hai :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek sardar Cycle Ka Break
Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,
2nd sardar,"O G, aeh Kya Ker ray ho..?"
...
sardar...
'BREAK DANCE'.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara
or us mn 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwa lia
B.v ye kya kia?
Pathan: balance mery pas aa gya or sdqa Zardari Ko chla gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)