Lost Cheque Book
Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views
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