Email to William Shakespeare

Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.

Banta: William Shakespeare
Is Dead, Stupid..

Santa: No Wonder, He Hasn't Replied As Well...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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