Stealing A Purse

Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views
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