Pyar se Rita kehty hain

Daaku: Tera Nam? Lady: Rita

Daaku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He, Ja Tuje Maf Kiya.
Or Tera?

Santa: Santa! Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 688 views
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