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Hamare Desh Ki Aausat

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?

Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD

Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- tum meri shadi me aoge na

santa- tum meri shadi me aoge na?
banta- main un logo me se
nahi jo musibat ke samay dost ko
akela chhod de

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?

Pandu: Haan, Kyu?

Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Banta in Exam Hall

Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga

Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain

And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere ka

Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere kaan me koi gunguna raha he..

Dr- Tumhe aisa kab lagta he..?

Santa- Jab mai kaan me walkman sunta hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phansi Se Pehly Aakhri Khuwahish

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?

Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Become My Son-In-Law? -

Lady: So You Want To Become My Son-In-Law?

Santa: Not Really,
But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Just Imagine She Came Back

Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday.
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?

Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa On 60th Birthday

Santa On 60th Birthday:

Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Headlights Not Working

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?

Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:

Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya

Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K...

Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya.

Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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