Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaye.

Q? Kyo K

Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
"HOUSE FULL". :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 988 views

Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa
Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek baap apni beti se

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

gSanta went to see a gal for

gSanta went to see a gal for marriae. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
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Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,


Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)