2 Saal Pehle ka Bukhar
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha! Ab Naha Lun?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1116 views
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