Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans bhi raha tha aur ro bhi raha tha,
paas se guzarne wale larke ne poocha:
Bhai sahib, kiya hua, aap kabhi hanste hain aur kabhi rotey hain.
Aadmi bola: Yaar hans es liye raha hun ke meri saas 7th floor se gir gaii, aur ro es liye raha hun ke wo meri naii BMW par giri hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 722 views

hanso khelo naacho

hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.

HoHoHoHoho
HaHaHaHaHa

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

school trip

DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son?
FRED: OK, Dad, but a crab bit my toe.

DAD: Which one?

FRED: Dunno. All crabs look alike to me.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pakitani Police

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A young couple drove several

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,

"Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

urdu funny pathan on juma pray

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

Friend: wo kase?

PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,

Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)