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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the, Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi. Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:24:41 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia 2nd:Wo Q? 1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha or me usy Daad dy rha tha "WA HAYAT" "Wahayat" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 05:58:19 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Name 5 animals living in the water? Sardar: Frog. Teacher: Theek hai aur das? Sardar: Frog da praah, bhen, pyo te maa. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:06:46 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Srdar USA gya. wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai ‘Tannn’ Ar itefaq se light b chali gai sardar dr k bola, . ”Oye Bhago! . . . UnderTaker a gya hai” Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:07:54 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho? Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha.. Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:10:03 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Son to sardar: "hun me ae roti nae khani" Sardar: "kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c" ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:12:14 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:13:54 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	bache ke report lene hospital gya Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola "Oy School Te School... Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai." ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:14:58 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:16:03 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: ” Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.” Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:18:48 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them. You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager. So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:21:16 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya. Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho? Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay! Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua, Rail Kia Cheez Hay? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:23:37 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Building Sa Gira Doctor Said: He is Dead Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said Main Zinda Hoon Sardars Wife Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aae. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:25:10 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:26:40 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty ha to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty ha. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:28:46 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ji as a Director: You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height Hero: I don’t know Swimming. Sardar Ji: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:30:07 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar police station aya or bola: Mujhe arrest karlo, mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay Police: Wo mar gai kya.? sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai. Hun meri khair nai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:31:47 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:32:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake): are yar main ese kahi dekha hain second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain. second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain. first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah to gobar hain acha huaa main es per ... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:36:17 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:38:51 PM

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