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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:- Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam.. . . . . . . . . . . Branded T-Shirt hai.. Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2014 04:11:53 PM

mak412

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Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:13:06 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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BOY :I Love U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Die 4U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Can't Live without U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Send U EsyLod
Girl:Realy?
BOY:Bhonk mat

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:14:14 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se,

Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey

Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:15:37 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3840 days old here
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Points : 11

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Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?

Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min

Inbox dlete,
Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete

Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:17:09 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,

Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:18:49 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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A child said to a pregnant lady

ye pait me kia hy ?

Lady:
is me mera pyara sa or cute sa baby hy

Child:
itna pyara tha to khaya Q moti...!

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:20:10 PM

mak412

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1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U

LARKI:
Sachi

Larka:
Muchi

Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:
Sorry Baji,
Wrong Number!

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:21:14 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,

Afridi Ne Six Mara Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,

2sra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:23:10 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? . Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu . Girl : Kyu ? . Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2014 04:24:32 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Ch0r:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? Chor: Kamine Billi Hun Billi.. ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2014 04:29:15 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen
To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch)
Bna Rha Tha.

B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:30:31 PM

mak412

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For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60kg . . .

But For The Same Boy Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2kg . .

Strange. . .

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:31:45 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise? Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2014 04:39:16 PM

mak412

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It is said that when girls close their eyes, dey see d person dey love d most....

When BOY do that

" Slide Show begins...."

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:41:38 PM

mak412

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Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:44:00 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	aik din larki raste mae ja rahi thi aus ne dikha k aik bili k bache ho rahe hai wo waha bethi aunhe dikh rahi thi....thori der badd police aya aur rs 5000 mange...larki ne kha kio??police bola dikh nahi rahi ho k bili ki dilivery ho rahi hai aur tum jhank rahi ho .......... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2014 04:46:31 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:47:46 PM

mak412

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MBBS Final Exam
Question:

Fill In The Blanks.
If A Lady Faints, We Must 1st Check Her PU_S_
Only Few Intelligent Students Wrote PULSE...=P

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:48:48 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho? Ladka- 4 Month Se Bap- Kaise yakin Karu Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye.. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2014 04:50:16 PM

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