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khurrambaber


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Status : Offline		 Aik clerk ne apne officer ko khane par bulaya clerk aur is ki biwi ne is ki khoob khatir tawaza ki jis par officer buhat khush hua.

Clark ne socha ab is ki taraqqi ho jaye gi. Jb Saheb khana kha kar jane lage to Clark ka bacha aya aur kehne laga.

Daddy! yeh uncle itine mote to nahi phir aap inhein genda kiun kehte hain.

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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:24:18 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

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Status : Offline		 Aik pareshan hal shakhs aik aadmi ke pas apna shanakhti card form pur karane ke liye aaya.
Is aadmi ne pucha: tmhara naam?
Is ne jawab dia: Aslam Khan.
Aadmi ne phir poocha : Baap ka naam?
Is ne jawab dia: Akram Khan
Aadmin ne poocha: Shanakhti Alamat.
Woh shakhsh maasoomyat se bola: likh dijye chehre par pareshani ka asar.


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:25:30 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Marisz octor Saheb ! mujhe aisi cheez ki zaroorat hai jis se mein chaq o choband ho jaon mere rongte khare ho jayein, mein larne marne par taiyar ho jaon kia aap ne mere liye noskhe mein aisi koi cheez shamil kar di hai?
Doctor ne jab dia: Noskhe mein nahi bill mein zaroor shamil kar di hai.


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:33:18 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik jagah shadi ho rahi thi ghar walon ne deg ke pas apne rishte dar ko baitha dia ta keh woh mehmanon ko hisab se khana tqseem kare woh aadmi rishte daron ko do botyan aur aik aalo deta aur nawaqif ko aik aalo aur shorba
Shadi mein aik ajnabi khana lene gia is ki plate mein aalo aur shorba daal dia gia woh boti ki umeed le kar doosri martaba khana lene gia phir shorba aur aalo mila to is ne kaha bhayi saheb! koi haddi wala aalo nahi hai.


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:35:48 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik shakhs ko mohalle ke larke buhat tang karte the aur ise mukhtalif namon se pukarte the aik din woh saheb apne dost ke sath ja rahe the keh aik larke ne aawaz lagayi. Yeh to pagal hai.
Yeh sun kar is ne apne dost se kaha bhayi saheb yeh larke aap ko pagal keh rahe hain.
Dost ne kaha ji nahi yeh aap ko keh rahe hain.
Is shakhs ne kaha har giz nahi yeh aap hi ko keh rahe hain mujhe to yeh chohara kehte hain.



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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:36:51 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek admi apne shrabi bhai ko rat ke waqt ghar le kar ja raha tha.Raste main ek pul par se guzarte howe shrabi ne dariya main chand ka aks dekh kar apne bhai se pocha "yeh kaya he"
Bhai ne bezari se bataya "yeh chand he"
Hain..Nashe main dhut sharabi ne chonkte howe kaha...."to kaya main itna oper a gaya hoon"


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:40:45 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wife: Agar main waqt hoti to log meri kitni qadar krte..........


Husband: Log tumhe Dekh k dar jaty.......

Wife: Wo kyn ?.......

Husband: Log kehtay wo dekho bura waqt aa raha hy.........


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:42:09 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 biwi ,,, main din ba din khobsorat hoti ja rahi hoon ,,
dikhiye na ab to mujh se rootiyaan bhi jalne lagi hain


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:44:13 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 GIRL:I Love u...

BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.. p


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:46:49 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larka station pe larki ko dekh k


tu to meri jan he. tu mera Eeman he

larki apni sandel utarti ha or larke ko marne lagti he to larka kehta he


.

me b pakistan hu tu B Pakistan he ? ?


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:49:18 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:51:09 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:53:02 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Mirasi Ki BV Ka Bukhaar Nahi Utarr Raha Tha

Usy Doctor Ne Mashwra Diya K Molvi Sahab Se Dam Krwa Lo

Molvi Sahab Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay

Mirasi Phir Doctor K Pass
Gaya Or Bola :

Mola Khush Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita C

"Bukhar Tay Leh Gaya a Hun Molvi Nai Lehnda"


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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:54:23 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon

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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:55:38 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
...
Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. ?

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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:58:23 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher to Student:
How many planets are there?
Student:
Mercury,venus,earth,mars.........
Teacher or sunao?
Student:
Bus fit fat....
Madam ap sunain?

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Posted on June, 01 2014 03:59:42 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
.

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:00:55 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Puppo ko phansi ki saza hoi

juj ne pocha:
Koi aakhri khoahish?

Puppo:hmari jaga tum latak jao.


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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:06:42 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy: pee lon tere Nile-Nile Naino ki Shabnam.
Pee lu tere Gile-Gile Honto se Sargam.

Girl: Aby in dono k beech me Naak b ati hy, Waha se b kuch pee k dekh


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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:08:46 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dr-Aapke 3 Daant Kaise Tute?

Aadmi-Patni Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha, Wo Khaya
Dr-To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
Aadmi-Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate



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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:10:32 PM
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