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khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 bacha ghar se maar kha kar gusse mai School ja raha tha Rastay mai kesi ne pocha: Beta parhtay ho? . Bacha: Nahi, Uniform pehn kar mujra karne jata hon Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:17:37 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha . Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:19:01 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 students raat mai parhty howy 1st: what's the time? 2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara 1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:20:25 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho? . Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:21:56 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga? Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hog Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:23:06 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon? Miss: So Sweet Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:05:39 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain Son: Don't worry dad, 100 % lunga Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:07:11 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Bejli kahan sai ati hai? Student: Maire mamo ky ghar sai Teacher: Wo kaise?? Student: Jab bhi light Jati hai, maire abbu kahty hain "Saalon ne phir bejli band kardi" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:09:28 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ques: University mai sari larkiyon ke kitny naam hotay hain? . Ans: Sirf 4 . 1- Mairi wali 2- Tairi wali 3- Mairi bhabhi 4- Tairi bhabhi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:11:46 PM

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

They wrote: "Drive carefully, don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….

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Posted on May, 23 2014 12:18:42 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy and girl went on a Date . Baap ki call ayi: Beta kahan ho? Beta: Practical kar raha hon Baap: Dehan se practical karna kahin Exam se pahly na result aa jaye Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:19:59 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? Student: Sir! Ammi abbu lar rahay tay eslie Teacher: Ammi Abbu lar rahy tay tu tum kion late aye?? Student: Maira 1 joota ammi ke pas tha owr 1 abbu ke pas Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:21:55 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son: Papa Good News hai Father: Kia? Son: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy? Father: Han Son: Apke 5000 bach gaye Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:23:21 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student? . Ans: FACEBOOK. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:25:48 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A very philosophical statement: . "When I fall in love with my books My bed falls in love with me" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:26:50 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 larki class me gana ga rahi thi "ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME touch me.." . Ek larka utha owr larki ko cho kar bola "Hemmat hai tu agay ga kar dikhawo" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:27:59 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	In a test a student left the page blank . And wrote at the bottom of the page . Dedicated To My Memory Which at the moment Passed away" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:29:05 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father: Beta result ka kia howa? Son: Dad 1 Good News hay owr 1 Bad News Father: Good News batawo Son: Mai pass hogia hon Father: Excellent, ab Bad News batawo Son: Good News galat hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:44:33 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ques: 3 Idiots movie se kia Sabaq melta hai? . Ans: Engineering parh ke bhi Medical ki bachi patayi ja sakti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:46:16 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye? Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10 Aglay din kehta hai 5+5 = 10 Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10 Wo khud confuse hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:48:05 PM