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khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Why student fail "CA Exam"? Because Question: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain Student: Six . Examiner: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hi ball 6 bar phainki jati hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:49:34 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Engineering student in Maths Class Student: Why do we learn this? Teacher: To Save Lives Student: But How? Teacher: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:50:55 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Question: What are the most powerful 3 words other than "I Love You" . . . Ans: RESULT AA GIA These three words can shatter lovely world of Smiling Face Person Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:52:08 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Friends! Mai apna mobile band kar raha hon, kionke Exam qareeb hai and I have to work hard . Please Contact me after . . . 15 minutes Tab tak study ka bhoot utar gia hoga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:53:16 PM

mak412

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3871 days old here
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Students ki 7 Nishaniyan
1- Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna
2- Har semester mai ye azam karna ke "Es Semester mai sath sath Parhunga"
3- Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad mobile ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya
4- Group study mai bar bar kahna ke "Agar ab kesi ne chawal mari tu group se bahir"
5- Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena
6- Har Lecture ke End mai sath wale larka se pochna "yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai"
7- Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi

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Posted on May, 23 2014 12:55:07 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par Laanat bhaij raha hon Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:56:21 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Fizawon mai goonj rahi hai awazien RATTAY marny ki FARAZ . . Lagta hai NALAYAQON ke Exam hone waly hain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:57:33 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab Question Paper ho Out of Control Answer sheet ko kar ky Fold Answer Sheet ko kar ky Fold Aeroplane bana ke bol . . ALL IS FAIL Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 12:58:41 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pas Jany ka sawal hi paida nahi hota "Faraz" . Jab door se dekh leta hon ke books hain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:00:10 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book . "Dear Maths! Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:02:12 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	If you ever miss Sweet memories of College Days Your Class Your Friends . Just open your "MARK SHEET" Sara Nasha Utar Jayega Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:03:19 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doctor Operation ke baad OWR student exam ke baad Ek hi baat karty hain . "We have tried our best We can't say anything right now Aap dua karain" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:05:17 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher Students Se: "MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmoon likho . Thori dair baad ek student ne uth kar Pucha: "Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:07:06 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek student dosre se: Yaar aj koi esa kaam karty jo pehle kabhi nahi kia ho . Dosra Student: Teekh hai, thori si parhayi kar laity hain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:08:53 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai? Boy 2: Daata Darbar Boy 1: Kion ?? . Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:10:59 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai" . Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" . Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:12:43 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain . DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:14:26 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi . Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi . Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 01:15:51 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha, . unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay, . dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi? . Dadi sharmaty howe boli: . Ammi ne jane nai diya Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:33:25 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain . Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:34:41 PM

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