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khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:15:39 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK” Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:24:12 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:25:45 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:27:30 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:36:26 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	nterviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire” Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:40:11 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy. Beti:AMMI Aap Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna,Hamare Lye Na Sochna:-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:43:00 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	beta: Kitni sundar larki hy Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen. Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:47:07 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bacha Mis Se Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga, Mis Ghusey Se Boli Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He Bacha! Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:48:09 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife ghusse se: Mujhe lagta hai k tum mujh se bilkul piyar nahi krte.. Husband: To Kya Ye 7 Bachay "Tariq Aziz" show se jeet k laai ho;,. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:49:34 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:51:20 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:52:24 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time Dont call me DAD, After some days…….. Father:How is your result? Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.

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Posted on May, 29 2014 09:56:30 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the similarity between a Dianasour and a sharif boy..?? ? ? ? ? . . ? . . Dono ab iss duniya mein nahin paye jatey… Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:58:15 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Reaction of Girls when they lose their Mobile: Poor Girls: O,Mera Mobile Rich Girls: No Problem Beautiful Girls: O shit us me to “LAIQ JAAN” ka nmbr tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 09:59:56 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man was lost alone on an island. One day he decide to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl comes and man used the wood for making bed. Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 10:04:48 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son – I want a baby brother . Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son – why don’t you give him a surprise? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 10:06:09 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

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atest way to propose a girl.

Boy: excuse me…!

Girl: Yes…!

Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..

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Posted on May, 29 2014 10:08:14 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Define, Biology and sociology? . . . If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 10:10:17 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sardar Ko 3sri Bar Beti Hoi To Us Ne Elaan Kia K Mera Beta Peda Hoa Hy, Dost Ne Deikha To Kaha K Ye Larki Hy, . . Sardar Bola Ay Munda Apni Maa Tey Geya Hy…

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Posted on May, 29 2014 10:11:49 PM

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