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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Yaar Mri Mis Kehti Han Ke, Bhens Ka Doodh Peene Se Dimagh Taiz Hota Hy Pathan: Mazaq Krti Han, Agar Aysa Hota to Bhens Ka Apna Bacha Doctor Na Hota…. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2014 10:13:21 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Kal Menu Police Waleyan Ne Bara Kotteya Dost: Fir Tu Kuj Nai Kita…? Sardar: Main Akheya Himat Hy Te Kaley Kaley Aao Dost: Fir….? Sardr: Fir Sareyan Ne Wari Wari kutteya… Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 11:48:59 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ki Maa Ki Death Ho Gai, Ek Sal Bad Sardar Ka Bap America Se Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai, Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Sal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Laga or Bola Kuttay Kaminay To Tu Ne Mujhay Btaya Q Nahi, Sardar Bola: . . . Main Ne Socha Surprise Don Ga. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 11:51:07 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha Inaam Kis Ko Milega.? 2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko. Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..??? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 11:52:14 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Year Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 11:55:21 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Driver Ko Road Accident Karne Par Pakar Liya Gaya, Judge: Accident Kaisey Hua? Sardar: O Pata Nai G Main Tey Sutta Hoya C.. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 11:56:41 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 Sardar Rastey Per 1st Sardar Bike Per, 2nd Sardar Prado Mein, 1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya, 1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya, 2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai? 1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 11:58:47 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya, Aap Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi? Larki Ne Gusy Se Kaha, Tamiez Se Bat Karo, Sardar: Baji Tusi Mere Nal Weya Farmaao Gay? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:00:08 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

2 Admi Motar Cycle Par Pankha Le Kar Ja Rahy They

Pankha Hawa Se Ghoom Raha Tha,

Ek Sardar ne Dekh Leya Aur 500 ki Texi Karwai

Aur Unke Peche Lag Geya,

Kuch Fasly Par Unko Roka Aur Dono Ko 1,1 Lagai

Aur Bola Saaleyo Bijli Agay Nai Labdi

Tussi Sakotaraan Tey Pakhey Laaye Hoye Ne ..

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Posted on May, 30 2014 12:03:36 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: “tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.”

“dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon”

Samnay wala passenger bola: “bhao bhao”

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Posted on May, 30 2014 12:06:11 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	ewly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H Sdr in ROMANTIC style: or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:07:37 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	boy of 2 year to mother: mama pamper thora niche bandna dashing look ati hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:10:05 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar 2 Sardarni: Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye. Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo, Turya Jaanda Nai, Tay Race Lao Gye! :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:42:25 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa 60th Birthday Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he? Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:45:00 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:46:58 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia 2nd:Wo Q? 1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha or me usy Daad dy rha tha "WA HAYAT" "Wahayat" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:48:33 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai. Sardar: Paani Dalo. Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge, Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:49:50 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai. Wajah? Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhey Thy. Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola O Mama Uth! Baraf de Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:50:53 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.: Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:51:58 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

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Posted on May, 30 2014 12:53:15 PM

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