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khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon…… Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:39:51 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardarji is filling up a job application……………………… He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected………………… After much thought he writes: Yes……………………….. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:41:56 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiteril murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:48:40 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bivi: Agar Main Pakistan Ki Sab Se Bari Choti K2 Par Jane Mein Kamyab Ho Gai Tu Ap Mujhe Kya Do Gay….? . . . . Shohar: Halka Sa Dhaka Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:51:41 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl Friend: Chand Kahan Hy……..? . Boy Friend: Chand do Han aik tum or aik upar . . . . . After Marriage . Wife: Chand kaha hy Husband : Andhi hy….? . . . wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light le k Bhaita hy. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 06:52:55 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st Friend: Yar meri b.v gussa bhot krti hy. . 2nd Friend: Meri b pehle krti thi ab nai krti. . 1st Friend: Tum ne kia elaaj kia? . 2nd Friend: 1 din gusse me thi, My ne keh dya, . K, . Burhaape me gussa aa hi jaata hy, Us roz se wo gussa nai krti.... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:00:49 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	When a wife says WHAT....??????? Its not because she didn't hear you... She's just giving you a chance to change what you said... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:43:49 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam "My Love" se save tha Shaadi k baad "My sweet wife" 1 saal baad "Mrs" 2 saal baad "Home" 4 saal baad "Chairman" 6 saal baad "Maasi museeb'ty" 8 saal baad "Hitler" 10 saal baad "Malk-ul-moat" 15 saal baad . . . . . "WR0NG NUMBER" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:47:08 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi, pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,? darling main kaisa lag raha hon?? tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA?? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:48:56 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Janoo Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho K Me Khush B Ho Jaon Or Jal B Jaon, Husbnd: Jaan Tum Meri Zindgi Ho Wife: Or Or Kya? Husbnd:Or Lannat Hai Aesi Zindgi Pr. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:50:22 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife: Aji, Agar me Gum ho gai to Tum kya karoge? Husband: Its the Time to DI$ÇØ,< ('.') /"/>_/"Kon Dhonde Ga Tujhko,,, Kabhi na mile tu Mujhko... :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:53:05 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me? Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:54:23 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so ja Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:55:54 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife:Apko meri khobsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi. Husband:Mujhe to tumhari ye mazaq karne ki adat achi lagti hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:57:00 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 07:58:39 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Biwi Ghusse Main Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai. Husband Payar Se To Phir Itni Dayer Se Kha kyun Rahi Ho Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 08:00:16 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife to husband. Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein aag laga do. Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di. Moral? “jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein” Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 08:01:57 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 08:03:14 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
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Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.
Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 12:48:22 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2014 12:50:01 PM

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