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khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai? . Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:38:30 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes" . (William Cheater) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:41:39 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki? . Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:43:17 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay? . Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:45:49 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..? . Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:47:20 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar Question paper tough lagy Ya samaj mai na aye tu Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo: . . "Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:49:32 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself?? Student: Yes Sir ! Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:52:11 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Small boy: Dad can you write in dark?? . Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write? . Small boy: You name on my "result card" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:53:47 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:55:28 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper" . Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:59:59 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !! . Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 04:01:38 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston Kionke . Khota 30.000 ka Owr Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 04:03:09 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo, wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum.. . Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha, tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 07:56:03 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye . Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 07:57:55 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Height of Innocence Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today ! . Madam: Who are you? . Kid: My Papa Speaking !! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 07:59:17 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta?? . Beta: Maa parh raha hon . Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho?? . Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:00:57 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon . 10 mint baad Teacher: Train dikhawo Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:02:33 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon . 10 mint baad Teacher: Train dikhawo Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:03:56 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia? . Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:06:07 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola : Baita Tum boht Parhogay . Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga ? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 08:07:36 PM

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