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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


mak412


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Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:38:30 PM

mak412


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Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:41:39 PM

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Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:43:17 PM

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Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:45:49 PM

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A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:47:20 PM

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Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai na aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
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"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:49:32 PM

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Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:52:11 PM

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Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:53:47 PM

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Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right




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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:55:28 PM

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Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:59:59 PM

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Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
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Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !

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Posted on May, 22 2014 04:01:38 PM

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TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
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Khota 30.000 ka
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai

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Posted on May, 22 2014 04:03:09 PM

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Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
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Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

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Posted on May, 22 2014 07:56:03 PM

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Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
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Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne
Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye

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Posted on May, 22 2014 07:57:55 PM

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Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
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Madam: Who are you?
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Kid: My Papa Speaking !!

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Posted on May, 22 2014 07:59:17 PM

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Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

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Posted on May, 22 2014 08:00:57 PM

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Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi


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Posted on May, 22 2014 08:02:33 PM

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Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi


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Posted on May, 22 2014 08:03:56 PM

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Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
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Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

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Posted on May, 22 2014 08:06:07 PM

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Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
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Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga ?


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Posted on May, 22 2014 08:07:36 PM