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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


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MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:33:51 PM

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Pathan ke ghar chor agia
Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
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Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
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Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:35:10 PM

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Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho
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Pathan: Kuch bhi ho, hum shadi tum se hi karega


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:36:16 PM

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bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
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Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
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Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
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Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:37:30 PM

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Ek darzi logon ke kapray le kar farar hogia
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Koi kehta mairi shalwar
Koi kehta mairi Qamees
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1 Pathan bhi ro raha tha, Logon ne pocha tum kion ro rahy ho?
Pathan: Hamara Naap le gia

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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:38:45 PM

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1 Pathan apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha
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Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho?
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Pathan: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai.


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:39:47 PM

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Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
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Maa: Nahi
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Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:42:03 PM

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1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
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Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
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Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
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Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:43:11 PM

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Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
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Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:44:41 PM

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1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
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Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
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Usey chat par le gia,
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owr
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Wahan se neche phaink dia

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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:45:56 PM

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1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
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Kion?
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Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:47:01 PM

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Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai


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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:48:16 PM

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Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

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Posted on May, 22 2014 12:49:30 PM

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The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:25:47 PM

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Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:27:10 PM

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Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:30:01 PM

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1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:32:35 PM

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An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"


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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:33:41 PM

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"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:35:36 PM

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Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

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Posted on May, 22 2014 03:37:07 PM