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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally? . . Pathan: Juice bana ke Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:33:51 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ke ghar chor agia Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia . Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia . Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:35:10 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho . Pathan: Kuch bhi ho, hum shadi tum se hi karega Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:36:16 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai? . Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay? . Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul . Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:37:30 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek darzi logon ke kapray le kar farar hogia . Koi kehta mairi shalwar Koi kehta mairi Qamees . 1 Pathan bhi ro raha tha, Logon ne pocha tum kion ro rahy ho? Pathan: Hamara Naap le gia Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:38:45 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha . Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho? . Pathan: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:39:47 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha? . Maa: Nahi . Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:42:03 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha . Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho? . Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon . Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:43:11 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega? . Doctor: 2 Laakh . Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:44:41 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha . Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia . Usey chat par le gia, . owr . Wahan se neche phaink dia Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:45:56 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya . Kion? , Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:47:01 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:48:16 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia . Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:49:30 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	The most funniest situation in student's life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:25:47 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person" . Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:27:10 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Three reasons to give Exams . 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication 2- You can complete your sleep 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:30:01 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha: Janab ye university kaisi hai? . Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:32:35 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall . "Time will pass, But will you…….??" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:33:41 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study" . (William kaamchor ) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:35:36 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father to son: How did you write your exam? . Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 03:37:07 PM

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