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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


mak412


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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:51:28 PM

mak412


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A Man Joined FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
...
Man Rplied: Wht8 d
Hell , U've No Respect
4 Me ?

Kid Rplied: Dad Chill
It Means
"Welcome To Facebook" =P =D

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:53:10 PM

mak412


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Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai?

Chintu- Ladki 1 saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki
Maa Ban Sakti Hey.
But
Ladka 1 saal Me Kai Bachon Ka
Baap Ban Sakta Hai... :-)

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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:54:50 PM

mak412


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After The Delivery Of A Mechanic's Wife: Wife Send Msg To Husband,
"Your Spare Part Was Delivered."

Then Husband Replied:
WITH GEAR Or WITHOUT GEAR.:-)


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Posted on June, 01 2014 04:56:43 PM

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Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!


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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:31:24 AM

mak412


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Jack and Jill went up a hill,
So Jack could lick her candy,
Well Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock,
'Cause Jill's real name was randy.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:33:01 AM

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I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit. A minute later, some guy did exactly the same thing. I said to him, "I just did that." So, he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:39:22 AM

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I asked my girlfriend what movie my dick reminded her of...
She replied, "Chicken Little"

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:40:37 AM

mak412


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How we wake up I'm the morning:
Brain: "Oh f*ck."
Body: "Don't get up."
Dick: "THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:43:05 AM

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A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, and a crab with a whale for a daughter: The Directors of Spongebob were obviously high.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:44:34 AM

mak412


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Playing I spy with my dad when I was younger:
Dad: I spy something gray.
Little sister: Your hair!
Dad: I spy something adopted!

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:45:55 AM

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I told my girlfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my girlfriend is retarded. They have no idea!

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:47:18 AM

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I didn't sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee... I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:48:26 AM

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Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:50:21 AM

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Ialways wondered why The Muppets had such large protruding eyes. I then realized that if I had a hand shoved up my ass my eyes would do the same.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 11:51:50 AM

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Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 12:02:17 PM

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That moment when you're talking a test and you want everyone to know you're ahead so you flip the page as loud as possible.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 12:03:26 PM

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If a girl ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

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Posted on June, 02 2014 12:06:14 PM

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Posted on June, 02 2014 12:08:25 PM

mak412


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pregnant woman got shot 3 times and recovered, but the bullets were never found. Later she had triplets, two girls and one boy.

Many years later, the first girl came up to her mom and told about how she peed out a bullet.

The next day the second came up and the mother said, "Lemme guess, you peed out a bullet too." She was right.

The next day her young boy came up to his mom and says, "Mom, I'm so ashamed of what just happened" The mother replied, "Aw, honey, it's alright, your sisters peed out a bullet too, it's nothing to be ashamed of."

"No, that's not it" he said. "I was rubbing myself, and I think I shot the dog"

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Posted on June, 02 2014 12:10:44 PM