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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

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Aik kanjus shakhsh ne ghar mein dakhil ho kar apni begam ko zordar aawaz dekar kaha

.Begam : aaj to hum khana bahir khayenge.

Begum ne khushi khushi kaha bas mein panch minute mein kapre badal kar ayi.

Kanjus: arey kapre badalne ki kia zarurat hai mein to keh raha tha keh aaj sehan mein beth kar khana kha lete hain.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:15:39 PM

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Aik saheb apni biwi ke sath kahin ja rahe the raaste mein in ka aik dost mila jis ke hath mein hathkari lagi huye thi do police wale is ke dayain bayain chal rahe the woh Saheb dorte huye is ke qareeb gaye aur bole.

Are yeh kia hua?

Mein ne apni biwi ko qatal kar dia aur ab mujhe 6 hafte ke liye jail bheja jaraha hai.
"Biwi ke qatal karne par sirf 6 hafte ki jail" wo saheb bar baraye phir biwi ko pukara " idhar aao mein barson se aik baat par ghor kar raha hon mein sonchta hon ise aaj anjaam de hi dalun.

Inhon ne yeh keh kar police man se banduq chini aur biwi ko goli mardi, in ke dost ne baat puri karte huye kaha.

Mein 6 hafte mein rahon ga phir mujhe phansi ki saza ho jaye gi.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:18:29 PM

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"Dad aaj hamare college mein function horaha hai mujhe aap ki car ki chabi chahiye".

"Beta tumhari motor cycle ko kia hua?"

"Nahi Dad mein jab 8 Lack ki car mein college jayon ga to mere doston par rub pare ga."

"Walid( pocket mein hath dalte huye) 10 rupe nikal kar deta hai.

"Dad yeh kia hai?"

"Tum hi ne kaha tha keh jab tum 8 Lack ki mehngi gari mein jao gey to doston par rub pare ga. to beta yeh hain das rupe. Tum 48 Lack ki bas mein chale jaao."

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:20:52 PM

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aik shaksh kisi Park se guzra to dekha keh aik ajeeb hulye ka malik shaks ondha para yeh gana gunguna raha tha " Mere dil ki hai aawaz keh bichra yar mile ga."

Thori der baad wahi shaksh lota to dekha keh wahi shaksh sidha leit kar yeh ga raha tha.

" Akele na jana hamein chor kar tum."

Woh shaksh is ke qareeb gia aur is harkat ki wajah puchi keh pehle ondhe leit kar aur phir sidhe leit kar yeh gana kiun ga rahe go?

Jawab mila " yeh record ki dusri side hai bhayi."

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:23:33 PM

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Pehla Player: “Mere Abbu aik darya mein chalang lagate hain aur dusre darya mein se nikal aate hain.”

Dusra Player: “ Mere Abbu darya Ravi mein chalang lagate hain aur darya-e-Sindh mein nikal aate hain.”

Teesra Player: “Mere Abbu Tanki mein chalang lagate hain aur Toti se nikal aate hain.”

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:26:53 PM

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Do afimi sarak ke kinare baithe huye the aur bare sanjidah mood mein guftagu kar rahe the. Pehla afimi apne sathi se bola. "Bujho meri mut'thi mein kia hai?"

Dusra afimi bari maasum’yat se bola.”Rail gari ka Engine hai.”

Pehla afimi bola-“Tumhain kaise pata chala?”

Dusre ne jawab dia. “Dhuyan jo nikal raha hai.”

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:29:39 PM

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Aik bus driver bus buhat taiz chala raha tha. Driver achanak zor zor se qehqahe lagane laga. Is gari mein Yunus Khan bhi mojud tha.

Is ne driver se hansne ki wajah puchi to woh khil khila kar bola.

“ mein to yeh sonch kar hans raha hon keh jab pagal khane walon ko pata chale ga keh main pagal khane se farar ho gia to kitna maza aaye ga.”

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:31:30 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Coach ne team ko lecture dete huye bataya. “Dilli mein aik bara Minar hai.” Salman But kisi aur kheyal mein tha. Coach saheb ne sar uthaya aur pucha mein ne kia kaha hai to who bar bara kar bola. “Aap ne kaha hai keh Gali mein aik kutta bimaar hai.” Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2014 04:33:10 PM

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Maan(Beta se): “ Agar tu mere kehne par amal nahi kare ga to mein tujhe sakht saza dongi.”

Beta(maan se) “ kon si saza dein gi.”

Maan –“ mein tujhe cricket ka khelari bana dungi aur tu sari umer dhoop mein jalta rahe ga.”

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:34:26 PM

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Teen aurat aapas mein gappein laga rahi thin. Aik boli mein brown color ki car lungi, kiun keh mere shohar ke balon ka rung brown hai.

Dusri ne kaha “ mein black colour ki car lungi kiun keh mere ke baalon ka rung kala hai.

Tisri aurat boli. “ mein to phir beghair chat ki car lungi kiun keh mere shohar to ganje hain.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:35:28 PM

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Aik burha siasat dan taqreer karnay laga to is kay masnuyi daant nikal kar gir paray is nay jaldi say utha kar laga liye. Phir taqreer shuru ki to phir daant gir paray. Isi tarah jab teen char bar hua to logon mein say kisi maskharay nay kaha.

Cassette hi tabdeel kartay rahain gay ya kuch kahain gay bhi.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:37:41 PM

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Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. “ Meray abu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay jaisay sheer, tandarust itnay hain jitna Hathi aur ankhain to baaz ki tarah taiz hain.

Dusra dost foran bola. Agar hum in ko dekhna chahain to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:40:32 PM

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aik aurat dental surgeon kay kamray mein dakhil huyi aur muhabbat say boli. "mujhay jaldi hai doctor! aap ko aik daant foran nikalna hai, barah karm apni fees bata dein.

Doctor nay fees batayi to aurat nay kaha. " yeh to buhat ziadah hai. "doctor nay kaha "is mein fees kay elawah jild ko sun karnay wali medicine ki qimat bhi shamil hai."

aurat nay kaha. " aap medicine ko chorain aur yunhi daant nikal dein.

doctor nay hairat say kaha " aap jaisi bahadur aurat mein nay kabhi nahi dekhi."

daant mera nahi meray shohar ka nikalna hai woh bahir baitha hua hai. aurat nay kaha.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:41:53 PM

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\Aik saheb London kay kisi hotal mein khana khanay gaye. Woh murghi khana chahtay the lekin ain waqt par woh murghi ki English bhool gaye. Woh isi sonch mein the keh beray nay aakar kaha. “what do you want?”

In saheb nay jawab dia. I want egg’s mother.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:43:12 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Judge: (chor say) tum nay is dukan mein chori kiun ki. Chor( judge say) janab dukan par likha tha. Aao aur le jaao. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2014 04:48:41 PM

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Aik saheb dusray say. Is dafa mein nay Qurbaani ka sara gost baant dia.
Dusray hairan hotay huye. “ bhayi hairat hai hum nay to dekha nahi. Aap nay kahan gosht baanta?”

Apnay freezer mein. in saheb nay itminan say jawab dia.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 04:51:08 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Beta ( maan say)- ammi aap mujhay rozanah school kiun bhejti hain? Maan- beta tumhain aik acha insane banana kay liye. Beta- lekin mastar saheb to mujhay roz murgha bana detay hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2014 04:53:45 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Beta ( maan say)- ammi aap mujhay rozanah school kiun bhejti hain? Maan- beta tumhain aik acha insane banana kay liye. Beta- lekin mastar saheb to mujhay roz murgha bana detay hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2014 04:55:02 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik sharabi nashay mein raat gaye apnay ghar puncha.Is nay chabi talay mein dalnay ki koshish ki lekin chabi hi talay mein nahi ja rahi thi. Aik hamsaye nay sharabi say kaha "laao chabi mujhay do mein tala khol deta hon. Is sherabi nay kaha tala to mein khol lon ga tum zara deewar ko pakar kar rakho yeh bohat ziadah hil rahi hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2014 08:05:35 PM

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Aik dehati pehli bar hawayi jahaz mein sawar hua. Jab is kay urnay ka waqt hua to is nay ankhain band kar lein, do minute kay baad is nay ankhain kholein to sath baithay huye shakhs say kaha, janab hum kitni unchayi par puhanch gaye hain.

Bahir aadmi chiyon'tiyon (ants) ki tarah nazar aarahay hain.

Dusra aadmi: yeh chiyon'tiyan(ants) hi hain abhi to jahaz ura hi nahi.

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Posted on May, 31 2014 08:15:24 PM

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