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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


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Two colleagues in the office:
- How did it end the fight with your wife?
- She came crawling to me.
- And what did she say?
- Get out from under the bed!

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:38:31 PM

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A lady is doing her daily shopping in the store near place she lives. She bought low fat milk, eggs, orange juice, salad, coffee and meat. While she was unloading the shopping from the basket, a drunk guy, who was standing behind her, was observing. While they were waiting in the line, the drunk guy says quietly:
- I guess you are not married.
The woman, slightly surprised by this statement, shows to be intrigued by the intuition of the drunk guy because he was right and she was not married. She turns back looking at her shopping without finding nothing strange, nothing that can show she was single. All at once she says:
- You are right. Tell me, how did you guess?
- You're tremendously ugly!

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:40:02 PM

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An American:
- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
An Italian:
- We have Silvio Berlusconi, no wonder, no hope and no cash.


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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:41:18 PM

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Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:42:30 PM

mak412


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Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:44:05 PM

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What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
- Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:45:34 PM

mak412


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A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
- Stop! Treason! The ass!!!

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:47:22 PM

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man enters in a wine store and asks the seller:
- What would you advise me for the 25 anniversary of the wedding?
- Dear sir, it depends if you want to celebrate or to forget.


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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:49:27 PM

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Two friends play golf. One of them is ready to hit the ball and in that moment a funeral hearse passes by. The man stops, take off his hat and bows. His friend:
- I didn’t know that you are so sensible.
- However, I was married to her for 30 year.

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:50:50 PM

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Husband asks his wife:
- Would you like to spend a nice weekend?
- Of course my dear!
- See you on Monday then.

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:52:54 PM

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Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:53:57 PM

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A man at the doctors:
-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!
-Did you try using a lemon?
-Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:55:10 PM

mak412


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Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?
- No it doesn't my son.
- Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed.

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:56:11 PM

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bhai g ham nahi jokes save rakhte apne inbox main verna ap se zaroor share kerta ab mujhe koi yaad nahi aa raha wese yahan achi collection ha

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Posted on June, 14 2014 06:19:27 PM

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larki: ilove u
Larka : larki k sar per dupata de kr haath pakarta h or khta h behna 5 waqt ki namaz perha kro pyar mn kuch nahin rkha
larke k jane k bad larki apne hath mn pakri parchi kholti h to likha hota h
aqal ki aandhi marwae gi kya piche meri b.w thi phone per baat krte hn

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Posted on January, 11 2015 07:16:04 PM

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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo,,,,Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai


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Posted on January, 11 2015 08:57:24 PM

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Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?
Pathan:
Eagle
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
Pathan:
illegal. "

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Posted on January, 14 2015 08:14:47 AM

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A Girl Realizes The Pain Of
A Break Up Only When
She Has To Pay The “Pizza” Bill
Herself…=d =p

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Posted on January, 14 2015 08:18:11 AM

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Kindly Post Joke In
http://pak101.com/c/jokes

Thanks

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Posted on January, 14 2015 11:23:30 AM