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khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412

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Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

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Posted on May, 23 2014 02:35:41 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia . Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi . 1 Ticket mai 2 mazay Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar Sawab-e-darain hasil karain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:37:26 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia Ke bewi se kia bolon!! . Akhir wo bola . Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai, Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho?? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:38:53 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha . . boht thak gia tu bola: "aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:43:12 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda? . Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:46:42 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata ! Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai?? . Mareez: Chand Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega?? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:49:00 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Devdas of 2011 Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do . Owr . Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:50:05 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon.. . Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala?? . Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:51:24 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baap ne baity se kaha: 'daikho yai aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai......" Baita:"aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bataon ga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:52:35 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Funny but Meaningful Teacher: Beta Tumhary Abbu kia karty hain?? Bacha: Jo Ammi kahti hain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:53:35 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK" . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola "KHAIR MUBARAK" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:55:27 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda 2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:56:33 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha . Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai? . Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 02:57:46 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 03:00:45 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar was painting his room . Us ne Chat ko paint karkay Diwaron par likha "SAME AS ABOVE" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 03:02:15 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar was painting his room . Us ne Chat ko paint karkay Diwaron par likha "SAME AS ABOVE" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2014 03:03:18 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4308 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	mere pass to koi khass collection nahio hai bhainko aik hi ho ga funnny sa joke ya phr tralasyh kwerna pare ga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2014 04:31:51 PM

mak412

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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .

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Posted on May, 29 2014 07:52:45 PM

mak412

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[Cat.: Cops / Police ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.6]

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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Posted on May, 29 2014 08:05:39 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back.

The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman.

The detective responded, "I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!"

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Posted on May, 29 2014 08:06:46 PM

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