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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


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Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

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Posted on May, 30 2014 12:54:51 PM

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Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , , , , , , , , Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! :-)

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Posted on May, 30 2014 12:56:40 PM

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai... Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy. (Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya)

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Posted on May, 30 2014 12:57:46 PM

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Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

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Posted on May, 30 2014 12:59:27 PM

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Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

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Posted on May, 30 2014 01:01:34 PM

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Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New "Theory Of Motion" Which States: "Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->

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Posted on May, 30 2014 01:03:01 PM

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Santa In Computer Exam Examiner "What Is Microsoft Excel?" Santa : "It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer :P

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Posted on May, 30 2014 01:04:38 PM

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Police:Car Gas Par Hai Santa:No Police:Petrol Par Santa:No Police: Diesel Par Santa:No Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ? Santa: Installment Par Hai G

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Posted on May, 30 2014 02:02:29 PM

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In An African Safari, A LION Suddenly Bounced On Santa's Wife. WIFE: Shoot Him Now! Shoot Him! SANTA-Yes Yes. I'm Changing The Battery Of My Camera. =P =D

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Posted on May, 30 2014 02:04:02 PM

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Sardar: Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon, Kitna paisa lage ga? Memon: kuch bhi nahi.. Sardar: wo kaise? Memon: Sochne k liye paise nahi lagte

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:03:43 PM

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Ek sardar ne pathan se kha k dekho mere daant kese hire ki trhah chamak rhe hein pathan bola to hamare bhi konse kam hain sonee ki tarha pille hain.

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:05:22 PM

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Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye. Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi. . Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.” . Sardar: ”Ok.” . Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta huwa aaya. . Dost: ”Sardarji, kahan gaye thay?” Sardar: ”Oh ji, main zara ghar batane gaya tha ke main aaj nahi aaon ga!!”

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:07:13 PM

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Sardar ney ghar say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha. . . Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay? . Receptionist. One second sir . Sardar Ok thanks:

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:09:23 PM

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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:10:39 PM

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Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mai Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya! Sardar: Kya Pata, Main To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun;-)

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:15:08 PM

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:16:42 PM

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Principal: school ka time 8 bajy ka tha or tum 9:30 bajy aa rahe ho ? Sardar student: tum hamara intazar mat kia kro. School laga dia karo.

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:18:46 PM

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Teacher to Sardar: btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya? Sardar boht dair sochny k bad bola: Hawa me….!!!

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:19:56 PM

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Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara: . Kyon K . Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar, . Sirf Itna He Kaha , , , MY NAME IS KHAN. :-)

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:21:13 PM

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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:23:00 PM