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khurrambaber Age: 42 4851 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi.. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:54:51 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , , , , , , , , Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:56:40 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai... Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy. (Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:57:46 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 12:59:27 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 01:01:34 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New "Theory Of Motion" Which States: "Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 01:03:01 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa In Computer Exam Examiner "What Is Microsoft Excel?" Santa : "It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer :P Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 01:04:38 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Police:Car Gas Par Hai Santa:No Police:Petrol Par Santa:No Police: Diesel Par Santa:No Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ? Santa: Installment Par Hai G Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 02:02:29 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	In An African Safari, A LION Suddenly Bounced On Santa's Wife. WIFE: Shoot Him Now! Shoot Him! SANTA-Yes Yes. I'm Changing The Battery Of My Camera. =P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 02:04:02 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon, Kitna paisa lage ga? Memon: kuch bhi nahi.. Sardar: wo kaise? Memon: Sochne k liye paise nahi lagte Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:03:43 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek sardar ne pathan se kha k dekho mere daant kese hire ki trhah chamak rhe hein pathan bola to hamare bhi konse kam hain sonee ki tarha pille hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:05:22 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3655 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

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Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye. Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi. . Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.” . Sardar: ”Ok.” . Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta huwa aaya. . Dost: ”Sardarji, kahan gaye thay?” Sardar: ”Oh ji, main zara ghar batane gaya tha ke main aaj nahi aaon ga!!”

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Posted on May, 30 2014 03:07:13 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ney ghar say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha. . . Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay? . Receptionist. One second sir . Sardar Ok thanks: Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:09:23 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:10:39 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mai Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya! Sardar: Kya Pata, Main To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:15:08 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:16:42 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Principal: school ka time 8 bajy ka tha or tum 9:30 bajy aa rahe ho ? Sardar student: tum hamara intazar mat kia kro. School laga dia karo. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:18:46 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Sardar: btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya? Sardar boht dair sochny k bad bola: Hawa me….!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:19:56 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara: . Kyon K . Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar, . Sirf Itna He Kaha , , , MY NAME IS KHAN. :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:21:13 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3655 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2014 03:23:00 PM

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