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khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412

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An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
Have Money That Time n I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:30:07 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Points : 11

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Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House...?
Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...?
Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But...

Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I'm The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:31:52 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Points : 11

Location:
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girl Fell Down from 80th floor,
A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...
will u hug me...?
She replied.., offcourse not...
he dropped her.
...........
she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....
He asked her, will u kiss me..?
no not at all, she replied
he dropped her too..

she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor.
she immediately said...
ok i will hug u and kiss u..
The boy dropped her and saying.

Astagfirullah !!
mera roza hai :P [ I am fasting ]

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:36:40 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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"Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!"

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:38:41 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible?.? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant?s name is parrot & parrot?s name is elephant:d physics can prove anything Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 03:40:41 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4071 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai jan ye to topic sirf jokes k lye hain to mujhe to jokes nai ate hain warna me ap k sath share kart.a Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 03:40:53 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend?s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 03:43:17 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don?t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:47:34 PM

mak412

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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:49:08 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:50:48 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:52:10 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Newtons Universal Law Of Love:

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:54:26 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:56:15 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Funny Truth-

No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,

nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 03:57:26 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 04:16:51 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet: Dear Math, Im sick & tired of finding ur x Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone! Move On dude! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 04:18:45 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	This Funny fact always happen wid student: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 06:39:16 PM

mak412

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

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Posted on May, 20 2014 06:41:03 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 06:42:11 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay, Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 06:45:12 PM

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