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khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik. No chip chip no chik chik Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 06:46:35 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 06:47:53 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 06:49:40 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
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Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

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Posted on May, 20 2014 06:50:40 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Points : 11

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2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 06:57:33 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 06:58:55 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

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Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:02:58 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:04:16 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:05:35 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:08:59 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
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Points : 11

Location:
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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking??

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:10:06 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 07:11:28 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:13:03 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 07:14:39 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
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Points : 11

Location:
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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:41:38 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
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Points : 11

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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:45:05 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
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Points : 11

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:47:02 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 07:48:16 PM