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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? A: Class: At once! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:59:59 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner? A: Because they already 8! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 05:00:59 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? A: Student: You told me not to use tables. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 05:03:17 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? A: Because there were so many knights! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 05:04:17 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. . Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. . Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai . Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:12:03 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan Namaz parh raha tha . To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai. . Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:13:14 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye. . 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:17:01 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4040 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai jan ap k pas to kafi sare jokes hain aur ap humen btate bi nai hain jo hum yahan pe share karte. . Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:19:03 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana" . Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:19:46 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4040 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai jan mujhe bi jokes pasnd hain agr hum ko ate hote to hum bi ap se share karte hain na bhai jan. . Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:20:14 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty? . Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:21:01 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:26:53 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:28:24 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina ! Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai? . Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:29:42 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay . Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo . After Case Qatil: Kya howa? Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:31:11 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo . Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg? . Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:34:55 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia? . . Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:44:35 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye . Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna . Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:47:10 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai? . Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai . Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:48:37 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan PCO ke andar gia Jaib se mobile nekala owr baat karky bahir agia . Admi: Khan Sahb Mobile call karni thi tu PCO mai kion gaye? . Pathan: Dost ne kaha PCO se call karna, paisy kam lagengy Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:50:29 PM

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