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khurrambaber


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Status : Offline		 Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed)
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:52:49 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don't exist.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 07:54:13 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:29:21 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,

The Husband Said:
"When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey"

His Bride Replied:
"I Know But I Didn't
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding"


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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:31:17 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don't love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
.

.

.

Oye hoye...
What a dialogue!! :d

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:33:09 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Kashif: I is ......

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:34:26 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:36:29 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.


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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:39:06 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
.

And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:40:19 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:42:09 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:45:30 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
N
Knock 0n My Door
N
Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In ... =P =D

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:48:12 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:50:08 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:51:46 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whos Girl Friend is
.
.
.
.
Your Daughter..!

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:57:16 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother..."

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Posted on May, 21 2014 03:59:01 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Cutest Proposal -
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
"Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again.."



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Posted on May, 21 2014 04:00:17 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Worlds smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you

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Posted on May, 21 2014 04:04:06 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 aik poet ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

poet:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

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Posted on May, 21 2014 04:06:16 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3688 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..:-

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Posted on May, 21 2014 04:07:16 PM
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