jokes collection by khurrambaber - General Talks - Pakistan's Largest Infotainment Portal

GET your 100% PAKISTANI bumper sticker FREE now! Click here to order it online. FREE for all Members of Pak101.com!

Forums > General Talks > jokes collection by khurrambaber

khurrambaber Age: 42 5067 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: "Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:08:36 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	act about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters, but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . . :-D Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:12:54 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny dost sy kaha mein aj apni wife ko kiss kr ky aya hoo to us ka dost bola usy to mein ny bhi kiss ki to pthan bola pehly to mein ki thi na... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:20:01 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	aik pagle ny pagle ki jan bachai aik pagle ny taalab main chalag lagai dosry ny us ki jan bachai doctor ny pagle ko bolaya or kaha k tm to narmal ho dekho tm ny us ki jan bachai hy pr us ny khud ko phanci laga di hy pagle.HAHAHAHA WO TO MAIN NY USY sokny k liye latkaya tha Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:22:15 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	?? ???? ?? ???? ??? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ?????? ?? ???? ????? ?? ????? ?? ?????l ??? ??? ???? ?? ??? ?? ?? ??? ?? ???? ???? ?? ?? ????? ???? ???? ??? ???? ????? ?????.??? ???? ????? ?????? ?? ????? ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ?? ?? ?? ????? ?? ????? ?????? ?? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:25:15 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

no likes.

Posted on May, 21 2014 04:36:42 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman.

no likes.

Posted on May, 21 2014 04:39:32 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3871 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled. "All I know for sure is that it was a partner -- I had to do all the work."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/affairjokes.html

no likes.

Posted on May, 21 2014 04:40:37 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	What did the traffic light say to the car Don't look, I'm changing. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:43:19 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:44:31 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:46:19 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Why did nose not want to go to school? A: He was tired of getting picked on! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:47:38 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: How do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:48:47 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane? A: Because he wanted a higher education! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:50:04 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line? A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:51:46 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: How is an English teacher like a judge? A: They both give out sentences. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:52:46 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have? A: Student: Big hands! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:54:01 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Teacher: If you got $20 from 5 people, what you get? A: Student: A new bike. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:55:05 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Teacher: What is the shortest month? A: Student: May, it only has three letters. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:56:55 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3871 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class? A: Look at the board and I will go through it again. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 04:58:13 PM

Cannot reply to closed topic

Cannot reply to closed topic