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Teacher - How Do

Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->

149 chars (1 sms)


Santa Was Walking

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

152 chars (1 sms)


nta-Sir aap apni

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

140 chars (1 sms)


Santa : Soch Rah

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

144 chars (1 sms)


Santa: Why Do Girls

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

144 chars (1 sms)


Santa: Mujhe

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..

141 chars (1 sms)


Santa- V Need A

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?








Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

141 chars (1 sms)


Santa-Tum Meri Shad

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

129 chars (1 sms)


Santa Platfrom k

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

116 chars (1 sms)


Santa: B0llywo0d

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

254 chars (2 sms)


Santa Banta Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

130 chars (1 sms)


Santa ko police

Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha

102 chars (1 sms)


Teacher

Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?


Santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?

95 chars (1 sms)


Santa- Y DO V

Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak

97 chars (1 sms)


Dukaandar

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega







SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

116 chars (1 sms)


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