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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
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Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
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Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??
KhuSh h0 gAe nA!
Ab ALLAH HafiZ!
MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->
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man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
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Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
Janix all izz wel ;->
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Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
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Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai
Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi
Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
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Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
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Attention Plz
Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
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Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
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Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
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When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct
When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch
When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap
In Short
Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
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3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D
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A Touching Love Story
A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...
Wh8 a touching story ;->
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Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
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