Search Results for 'malik'
kuch iss tarha se woh mery zindagi main jo shamil hui
apney wajood k lye hum he ajnabi or woh k malik hui
106 chars (1 sms)
~*~ woh...mujhe mila hota ~*~
aasmaaN ke malik say
do jahaN ke raziq say
aur kuch nahin chaha
sirf itna manga hai
pur-khuloos chahat ka
bay reya muhabbat ka
bay panaah rayazat ka
itna to sila hota
woh...mujhe mila hota
228 chars (2 sms)
chirag laikar mein dhundata hun wafa kahan hai wafa kahan hai,
Bata dey mujh ko jahan k Malik hai nirkh kitna dukan kahan hai,
mein aisey rehbar k payoon choomoon jo yeh bataye wafa kahan hai,
hai saari duniya hee chakar-e-banwar mein ya sirf mera hee imtihan hai?
267 chars (2 sms)
Monjmind Khoon Mein Hulchal Kar Dey
Muj Ko Cho Aur Mukamil Kar Dey
Kitni Piyasi Hai Ye Banjar Ankhein
Aber Zadey Inhein Jal Thal Kar Dey
Main Ney Wo Dard Chupa Rakha Hai
Jo Tery Husan Ko Pagal Kar Dey
Ya Mujy Wasal Aata Kar Malik
Ya Mera Hijer Mukamil Kar Dey
272 chars (2 sms)
kuthan hai zindagi kitni
safar dushwaar kitna hai
kbhe paon nhe chalty
kbhe rasta nhe milta
hamra sath dey pay
koi esa nhe milta
faqat aisy guzaron to
ye roz.o.shab nhe katty
ye katty thy kbhe pehly
mager han ab nhe katty
muje phir bhe mery malik
koi shikwa nhe tujh se
men jaan per khail skti hon
men her dukh jhail skti hon
agr to aaj he kr dey
muhabat hamsafar meri
384 chars (3 sms)
Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."
Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:
1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,
2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari
4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai
Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
443 chars (3 sms)
malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"
doc:"bathroom ki kundi"
255 chars (2 sms)
Sushmita Sen
00919821420167
Bipasha Basu
009193164574
Malika Sherawat
00919822923242
Karina Kapoor
00919874572585
Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->
220 chars (2 sms)
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
165 chars (2 sms)
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
165 chars (2 sms)
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)
167 chars (2 sms)
FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->
444 chars (3 sms)
Ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
Name
Malika Sherawat.
155 chars (1 sms)
ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
name
malika sherawat... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)