Search Results for 'santa'
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Teacher :Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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Santa:My wedding is going to happen
Banta:Whats the problem now.?
Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!
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Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!
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Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man : Memory card he?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D
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Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
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Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?
Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !
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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
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Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha
Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He
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Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-
Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya
Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha
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Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
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Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Banta-Kya Hua
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
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Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Banta-Kya Hua
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
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Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
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