Search Results for 'girlfriend'
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
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1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.
2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.
3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
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Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,
Kuch Naram Sa,
Kuch Namkin Sa,
Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.
Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur
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There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .
You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
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Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
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A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:
Monopoly is alwayz Damaging
&
Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai
to impress his girlfriend!! !
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This offer is for ALL Numbers of girls from 9pm - 9am.
To activate sms "Your girlfriends no" to 03212535512... ;->
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What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
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Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???
Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
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No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
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Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main
Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
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" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
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GirlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time
Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,
Eaten Frequently
Wives r Maggie....
Eaten When There''s
Nothing To Eat ;->
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