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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
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Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p
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Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
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''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''
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''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,
Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,
Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.
Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''
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''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?
1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.
2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.
3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.
4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.
5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''
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Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Ya Udhas Hai
To
Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo
Khush ho Jaye Gi.
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Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
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Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
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Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
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