Search Results for 'Bhai'
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->
278 chars (2 sms)
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->
278 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?
Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)
167 chars (2 sms)
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai
MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai
BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai
MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali
BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
227 chars (2 sms)
Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,
conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,
ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.
304 chars (2 sms)
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
195 chars (2 sms)
yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?
Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?
q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?
nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi
435 chars (3 sms)
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
141 chars (1 sms)
Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!
Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!
Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?
Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?
Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?
Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
431 chars (3 sms)
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
167 chars (2 sms)
height of rishtedari...
Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji
173 chars (2 sms)
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...
Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->
456 chars (3 sms)
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...
Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->
456 chars (3 sms)
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
125 chars (1 sms)