Search Results for 'life'
Late Bed Wakings,
Slight Breakfasts,
Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday Date,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
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All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .
Illegal
Banned
Fattening
Expensive
Or . . .
Married to Others. . . ;->
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Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes
Girls have fun
by loving
boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
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What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
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Life is full of rewards
If you eat properly
exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years
what is your reward
A senior citizen card
20% discount.
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What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''
An empty pocket... ;->
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after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???
sOcho
cOme on ur close!!
yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends-
have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,
1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis
and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?
Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
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Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
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Life Of A University Student
Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
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Life Of A University Student
Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
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Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?
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Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
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Tragedy of life:
Just about the time
when our income gets us
to a point where
food prices dont
matter anymore,
Calories start to
matter! ;-)
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
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