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1st Pthan 2 2nd

1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya

2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy,
Whi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz Thi,
1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy Sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy,
My Sb Ko Mbark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->

301 chars (2 sms)


Shohar:

Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"

Kyoun Kehti Ho?

Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"

Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->

155 chars (1 sms)


Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?



Socho Yaar....











Simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)

128 chars (1 sms)


Teacher

Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye

Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!

Teacher : Kya

123 chars (1 sms)


Patient (Wakeel):

Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>

116 chars (1 sms)


Situation,

Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain

153 chars (1 sms)


Ek Rat Husband

Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)

167 chars (2 sms)


Aik Pathan ghar aaya

Aik Pathan ghar aaya to sochne laga ke aaj kya khaas kaam karna tha.

Sochta raha



Sochta raha


Raat 2 baje yaad aaya.
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AAJ TOU JALDI SONA THA ;->

179 chars (2 sms)


Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!



Pata Hai?



Nahi?






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KHUD KUSHI

192 chars (2 sms)


Disco Dance

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

267 chars (2 sms)


Man:Janab

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

290 chars (2 sms)


Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan


sMs G@mblr

168 chars (2 sms)


Disco Dance Karte Howe

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

267 chars (2 sms)


Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar Se Ja Raha Tha,

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

290 chars (2 sms)


what does ILU means?

what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon

140 chars (1 sms)


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