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Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?
bcoz
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
121 chars (1 sms)
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
143 chars (1 sms)
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
105 chars (1 sms)
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
176 chars (2 sms)
Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
374 chars (3 sms)
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
147 chars (1 sms)
Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY
Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
429 chars (3 sms)
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
168 chars (2 sms)
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
155 chars (1 sms)
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
322 chars (3 sms)
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
322 chars (3 sms)
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
438 chars (3 sms)
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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.
.
Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
198 chars (2 sms)
There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
326 chars (3 sms)
Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.
Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.
Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
323 chars (3 sms)